Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Left Ear: Closed for Business" Graphic
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek graphic that reads “LEFT EAR: CLOSED FOR BUSINESS,” centered above an illustrated ear and energetic, tattoo-style accents. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend gives weight and warmth without bulk, while the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. It feels like slipping into a confident, slightly rebellious moment — a soft barrier against noise and small talk. Wear it to slow down your day, cue some quiet, or make a playful statement at casual meetups and low-key nights out.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth fit
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Embroidery options on left/center chest and wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and environmental standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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